On the plane between Rio and New York, heading North. I’m not sure where we are exactly but it’s about 3am NYC time. About an hour ago we were over Venezuela. I could tell by all the oil rigs. We have about three hours left. All my passengers are dead asleep.
I slept like a rock on my break, which was good because I’m not sure when my next good sleep will be. It won’t be tonight because that’s now and we land at 6:30am. I’ll sleep for a few hours during the day and then go out with Cindy, Diggy, Buffy, and Sport in the East Village. Diggy and his DJ buddies are throwing a party on Houston and Orchard. I’m sure that will be a late night. I’m positive of that. So that will be very little sleep because the next day I gotta get up at 10am to watch the Liverpool game on TV and then head straight over to Newark to stand by for the SAS flight to Stockholm. So that night will be spent on a plane and not much sleeping will happen then I’m sure.
Once I get to Sweden I reckon I’ll be out partying all five nights. I can only hope we sleep in during the day, but I’ll be way too excited to do that. I’ll be up early and wanting to wander around and check out Stockholm with my camera and journal. I think my best bet is to take a sleeping pill on the plane to Stockholm and sleep all the way there. At least I’ll be hitting the ground fully rested. I won’t be at my house again until the night of the 23rd. I left it on July 29th so that’s nearly a month. I’m glad I don’t have any pets. My plants will be lucky to be alive.
I got the lowest maintenance plants known to man. My mom once threw one away and six months later it was still alive. That’s the perfect plant for me. I like my friendships that are like that. They can remain dormant yet preserved thru months of neglect.
It’s really like I don’t even have a house. I’m not sure why I got one. Obama’s $8000 First Time Home Buyers tax credit was too good to pass up. I love being home more than anything, but I’m also perfectly happy staying in New York and running around with my friends there on my days off. I also love to travel and could do that forever. I always thought it was a good thing to be that adaptable, being able to live anywhere, but now I think it says something about my personality, and maybe that’s not necessarily a good thing. Maybe that’s why I’m still single.
I’m getting even more bored. This flight is dragging. I’m eating Brazilian cheese balls by the handful and drinking vegetable broth just out of boredom. I’ve also noticed that I’ve been staring at the ice cream for the last ten minutes. It’s as good as in my stomach.
I’m so damn bored that I’m now racing glasses of juice. I had set out ten little glasses of OJ and apple juice in case someone woke up and wanted one. They’re sitting on the counter and the vibration from the plane is causing them to very slowly move down the countertop. At first I thought the lady I’m flying with kept moving them but then I noticed it happened again when she was in the back of the plane. They don’t go very fast. It takes several minutes to travel a few inches. They’re moving at glacier speed.
That’s when I decided to race two of them. I picked an orange and an apple and made sure they held the same exact amount of juice. I moved them back ten inches and let them go. It’s been about five minutes now and Apple has moved 3cm and Orange 1cm. It’s like watching turtles race. I decided it’s more fun if I don’t watch them and just check back every few minutes to see how they’re going.
All the other glasses of juice are lined up in the back, cheering them on. There are seven orange juices and just one apple so I’m rooting for Apple. He’s a loner, Dottie, a rebel. Some of the OJ spectators aren’t staying where they’re supposed to on the sidelines. They’re slowly vibrating their way on to the track.
Fuck it, I’m starting the ovens early. It won’t get us into NYC any earlier but it makes me think that we are. The next step in all the steps that need to happen to end this flight is to serve First Class breakfast. That should be happening in an hour but I think I’ll do it now instead, even if it means just two of us serving the entire cabin while the other two First Class stews are still on break. Then we can move on to the next step. Let’s get these steps done as quickly as possible, no matter how sloppy and rushed. I’d make a horrible twelve-stepper.