Sri Lanka Diva

The President of Sri Lanka is on board but I’m in coach so I don’t have to deal with him.  I heard he’s high maintenance and ordering ridiculous things like cappuccino.  All his bodyguards are back here but they’re all 5’7″ and 135 pounds.  I don’t see them stopping anyone if the President is getting fucked with but then again, who’d want to fuck with the President of Sri Lanka?  Half our crew doesn’t even know where that is.  And no, don’t ask me either.  Maybe near Indonesia?

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2 responses to “Sri Lanka Diva

  1. Funny, but that’s how I feel when someone says they’re from New York. Is that somewhere near the Maldives?

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