I haven’t watched Wheel of Fortune on purpose since I was eleven, but every now and then I have to watch it in the Flight Attendants Operations area at the airport because everyone I work with is over sixty years old. I try not to pay attention but sometimes I can’t help it, like today. Their Before and After category is probably my favorite. You have to think a little bit for that one.
I’m sitting here listening to my coworkers scream out “New York Mets” when it’s obvious it’s “New York Jets” because the real contestants already guessed an “M” and they lost their turn. I started a list of Before and After puzzles I’d like to see but never will.
Amy Winehouse of a Thousand Corpses
Hunter S. Thompson Twins
Daft Punk-Ass Bitch
Beastie Boys in the Hood
Money Shot in the Dark
God Bless America’s Next Top Model
Kanye West Side Story
The Amazing Race Wars
The Jesus and Mary Chain Smokers
Jack Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
David Lynch Mob
Permanent Midnight Cowboy
Stereolab Rats
Double Barrel Shotgun Wedding
Breaking Bad News Bears
How I Met your Mother of the Bride
Requiem for a Dream Weaver
Two and a Half Men at Work
The Dark Crystal Meth
Fast Times at Ridgemont High Blood Pressure
The Walking DeadMau5
Saved by the Belle and Sebastian
Junkyard Dog Day Afternoon
Tangled Up in Blue Man Group
Selma Blair Witch Project
and finally….
LeBron James and the Giant Peach
I love The Dark Crystal Meth! LOL
Good ones, Brian. This sounds like something Alan would do!
I had to laugh at 2 of these especially: Fast Times…..reminds me of the movie….what a sad commentary on American youth at that time (and probably today as well). Belle and Sebastian….I thought my girls and I were the only ones who remembered this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We used to watch it in the early AM as they were getting ready for school. They’d finish up all the episodes, then begin the series again from the beginning. I’ve tried finding the series on DVD on eBay…and they have it…but only in Spanish and in MANDARIN. Ah, so!!!!!!!!!!!!
My faves are these three:
Money Shot in the Dark
God Bless America’s Next Top Model
Kanye West Side Story
Very create, Brian
um….. creative. Very creative, Brian.